Personally, I wouldn't call myself ugly, but the person who packed me into my transparent topped display box on the day that I was vacuum formed must have thought differently. As she closed the lid, she looked down at my face and said. 'I have seen some really ugly blow-ups during the time I have worked at this factory, but you really are the one who takes first prize. Your mouth is open so wide it looks like you are yawning. Your eyes are two differnet colours, whoever sprayed on your bright orange hair has shaped it to look like a German soldiers helmet, and to top it all, you have three breasts. However I doubt if an extra breast will be off-putting to anyone who is stupid enough to buy you, after all they will have a little bit extra to play with'.