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Pip - A short story
1 part / 5 pages
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updated Feb 23, 2017

Pip is about the growth of a tree from a seed, or pip, to a mature tree and what comes after. A journey into nature at it's finest. Pip was a short story I wrote in 2-3 hours and is far from perfected. I might work on it more later but for now this is how I like it. =)

 
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Women Over 40 Are Not To Be Trusted
3 parts / 33 pages
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updated Jun 05, 2016

"Women Over 40 Are Not To Be Trusted". I saw this on a T-shirt in 2003. In Tokuyama. The wearer was a middle-aged Japanese man and it was his day off. The T-shirt was pink and the letters black... Fast forward to the future. At 40 I had my first baby, at 41 and a half, my second. That's all you need to know about that. We moved to country NSW. Daily life has evolved into: eating, drinking, school runs, shitting, shopping, surviving, cooking and cleaning. My life had become DULL. We are 25 kilometres away from the nearest Target and Coles. 50 kilometres in the other direction is ALDI. Sadly: these are important factors in my daily life.  The bush is nice. People wax lyrically about the bush. Poems written and published, all very romantic. It's a nice place to visit. To live here: it's dull as batshit. We've just resolved the water issues by instilling a bore. Now my children don't bathe in mud. One day my gay best friend rang me from the city. He'd bought me a ticket to Hawaii. This is what happened.

 
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